little ducks

[sticks]

So my wife was out at a park hiking with girly friends and when she gets
back there's a small duck tucked into her door. She comes home and
shows it to me and tells me it's kind of a trend that started with
people putting them on Jeeps for some stupid reason. I had never heard
of this before, but I told her, " You don't have a jeep. You have a
Bronco."

Didn't seem to bother her, but I gotta say I hope I don't walk up and
find someone putting something on my vehicle. Keep your hands off my
truck. Dumbest thing I ever heard of.

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Post by sticks
So my wife was out at a park hiking with girly friends and when she
gets back there's a small duck tucked into her door.  She comes home
and shows it to me and tells me it's kind of a trend that started with
people putting them on Jeeps for some stupid reason.  I had never
heard of this before, but I told her, " You don't have a jeep.  You
have a Bronco."
Didn't seem to bother her, but I gotta say I hope I don't walk up and
find someone putting something on my vehicle.

I agree. I don't want no steenkin' truck ducks, either. I've got
enough trouble with bird poop and frog trails.

Post by sticks
Keep your hands off my
truck.  Dumbest thing I ever heard of.

The truck duckers are probably Millennial Democrats......or just
Canadians. It takes several kinds of dumbasses to go around ducking
trucks. But I guess I'm getting worked up unnecessarily - I don't have
a Jeep or a Mini.
..........................and now that I've pondered it some more, I
don't think I'd care - unless they glued it on.

Post by sticks
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